Let your fingers crawl across my shoulders and neck and into my hair.– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
When you see free samples at the grocery store.
The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom. -Isaac Asimov
my parents: I have such a pretty daughter
my grandparents: so how many boyfriends have you gone through this week?
people from my school: and here we have this deformed potato
some advice from a mother to her married son |...
loveyourcrookedneighbor: the answer to do you love me isn’t, “i married you, didn’t i?” or, “can’t we discuss this after the ballgame is through?” it isn’t, “well that all depends on what you mean by ‘love’.” or even, “come to bed and i’ll prove that i do.” the answer isn’t, “how can i talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their...
Matt Smith on Craig Ferguson Tonight!
doctorwho: Matt’s on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson tonight 12:35a/11:35p c on CBS. You can also watch it here (and the full episode goes up online afterwards). So we can make more of the “little animations” Matt likes!
We're so close we finish each other's
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Only Best Friends...
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